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− | | residence = museum oddities wing, | + | | residence = museum oddities wing, spreading glitter over the shadowy forest and farmlands |
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Now they're going to obsess over it. You should see them- panicked googling the dangers of eating bugs. | Now they're going to obsess over it. You should see them- panicked googling the dangers of eating bugs. | ||
− | How many did they eat as a kid? Countless. Swarms of ants sticky with chocolate syrup stolen from the pantry. Hot in the summer sun. But so | + | How many did they eat as a kid? Countless. Swarms of ants sticky with chocolate syrup stolen from the pantry. Hot in the summer sun. But so strange and crunchy between their tiny teeth. Each one worth the bites and stinging protest; as they stepped unknowingly into their place in the epicurean food chain. Yeah, they turned out fine, mostly fine. |
Just keep repeating, "people eat bugs every day and are fine," over and over: "it's all fine." It was probably a beetle - they outnumber us a billion to one, or a bee ... wouldn't that hurt though?, or a spider - oh Gods are they the new Spiders Georg - | Just keep repeating, "people eat bugs every day and are fine," over and over: "it's all fine." It was probably a beetle - they outnumber us a billion to one, or a bee ... wouldn't that hurt though?, or a spider - oh Gods are they the new Spiders Georg - | ||
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Appeasing the urge for destruction and rage by participating in some general group slaughter. | Appeasing the urge for destruction and rage by participating in some general group slaughter. | ||
− | They can be found most often: interviewing for various Orochi corps, studying global flora/fauna, hunting for the next new experience, chasing wisps, sprawled out in a hammock, swinging peacefully, behind a palette and some sheeting in their Oddities Wing. They are the Mayor of Hammocktown. Pleased to meet you. | + | '''They can be found most often:''' interviewing for various Orochi corps, studying global flora/fauna, hunting for the next new experience, chasing wisps, sprawled out in a hammock, swinging peacefully, behind a palette and some sheeting in their Oddities Wing. They are the Mayor of Hammocktown. Pleased to meet you. |
+ | They always have music on - feel free to ask what's playing in their head. It could be Iron Maiden it could be Spice Girls - the risk is your own. | ||
− | Pets: Synthetic Pseudanthium - Steve, '''Stevedore Q. Greenbriar'''. They found him on a dock in Kaidan, near the Orochi tunnels. He was so hungry. Nipping and bobbing at anything that came near. His little purple leaves and petals curling and uncurling the sick sweet smell of honey and rot sticky on his ... well i guess you'd have to call them stamens .. it was love at first sight. So of course they fed him some random limbs they came across in Maine. He's their favorite dance partner, he doesn't step on their toes and they only bite a little. Feed him whatever, he's not picky. One time he ate a junkyard tire after a case of Dante's spilled on it. | + | '''Pets:''' Synthetic Pseudanthium - Steve, '''Stevedore Q. Greenbriar'''. They found him on a dock in Kaidan, near the Orochi tunnels. He was so hungry. Nipping and bobbing at anything that came near. His little purple leaves and petals curling and uncurling the sick sweet smell of honey and rot sticky on his ... well i guess you'd have to call them stamens .. it was love at first sight. So of course they fed him some random limbs they came across in Maine. He's their favorite dance partner, he doesn't step on their toes and they only bite a little. Feed him whatever, he's not picky. One time he ate a junkyard tire after a case of Dante's spilled on it. |
− | Partners in time killing: '''Door Coleman'''. Recent Bee, he never knew the old world. He's not tethered to the memory. | + | '''Partners in time killing''': '''Door Coleman'''. Recent Bee, he never knew the old world. He's not tethered to the memory. |