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'''Obvious Illuminati exclusive content is obvious.''' | '''Obvious Illuminati exclusive content is obvious.''' | ||
| − | Interview Date: March 2nd, 2015 | + | Interview Date: March 2nd, 2015<br> |
| − | Location: [REDACTED] | + | Location: [REDACTED]<br> |
| − | Interviewer: Tanner, Sam | + | Interviewer: Tanner, Sam<br> |
Interviewee: Demir, Eda | Interviewee: Demir, Eda | ||
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Demir: Uuuugh. Fiiine.<br> | Demir: Uuuugh. Fiiine.<br> | ||
Tanner: So, Ms. Demir. We got your...resume, as you can clearly tell.<br> | Tanner: So, Ms. Demir. We got your...resume, as you can clearly tell.<br> | ||
| − | Demir: | + | Demir: Did you really have to knock me out AND put a bag over my head?<br> |
Tanner: Yes.<br> | Tanner: Yes.<br> | ||
Demir: Little overkill, isn't it?<br> | Demir: Little overkill, isn't it?<br> | ||
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Demir: Yeah. Idiots that think 'password' qualifies as a good default password on a wifi enabled coffee maker.<br> | Demir: Yeah. Idiots that think 'password' qualifies as a good default password on a wifi enabled coffee maker.<br> | ||
Tanner: Are you telling me you accessed our equipment through a-<br> | Tanner: Are you telling me you accessed our equipment through a-<br> | ||
| − | Demir: Yup! You guys are a tough nut to crack, you know that? It took me, like, | + | Demir: Yup! You guys are a tough nut to crack, you know that? It took me, like, six months to finally crack all of stuff. In the end...it was the coffee maker that was your demise.<br> |
Tanner: How did you access our servers through a coffee maker, Ms. Demir?<br> | Tanner: How did you access our servers through a coffee maker, Ms. Demir?<br> | ||
| − | Demir: Easy. The coffee maker was automatically connecting to the old wifi built into that office building you guys fortified. Once I had access to the coffee maker, I implanted a virus that would steal the network password for the super secret secure password protected network. Was smooth sailing from there.<br> | + | Demir: Easy. The coffee maker was automatically connecting to the old wifi built into that office building you guys fortified. Once I had access to the coffee maker, I implanted a virus that would steal the network password for the super secret secure password protected network if anyone connected to the coffee maker's Bluetooth...which did eventually happen. Was smooth sailing from there.<br> |
Tanner: How long ago was that?<br> | Tanner: How long ago was that?<br> | ||
Demir: Two months.<br> | Demir: Two months.<br> | ||
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Demir: I saw the messages from your dudes on the ground talking about the other possibilities...choices were archaic snobs, crazy Asians, and toothless morons that you're using to keep the other assholes from getting too close.<br> | Demir: I saw the messages from your dudes on the ground talking about the other possibilities...choices were archaic snobs, crazy Asians, and toothless morons that you're using to keep the other assholes from getting too close.<br> | ||
Tanner: And you consider what you found reliable?<br> | Tanner: And you consider what you found reliable?<br> | ||
| − | Demir: No. It's just a LITTLE bit biased? I used | + | Demir: No. It's just a LITTLE bit biased? I used your stuff to sneak into the other dudes' stuff on site. The uh...Council or whatever. But even then, most of what I got is from your guys and of course they're going to think everyone else sucks. Beggars can't be choosers.<br> |
| − | Tanner: We prefer not hiring people | + | Tanner: We prefer not hiring people that don't have...incentive to join. From the sounds of it, you don't even want to join us.<br> |
| − | Demir: I don't. I don't want to join any of you. But I don't really have a choice, do I? I have to back someone | + | Demir: I don't. I don't want to join any of you. But I don't really have a choice, do I? Getting out of this town is incentive enough and I have to back someone. Surprise, the Illuminati are the ones I have the most faith in given what I've got.<br> |
Tanner: Faith to do what?<br> | Tanner: Faith to do what?<br> | ||
Demir: Deliver. Actually get shit done. I dunno, I have a pretty non-existent view of whatever crazy world I've just walked into here.<br> | Demir: Deliver. Actually get shit done. I dunno, I have a pretty non-existent view of whatever crazy world I've just walked into here.<br> | ||
Tanner: Hmn. Well. You are certainly qualified...could use training, of course, but you are most definitely showing potential. I do, however, want to ensure you realize that joining us is a one way street.<br> | Tanner: Hmn. Well. You are certainly qualified...could use training, of course, but you are most definitely showing potential. I do, however, want to ensure you realize that joining us is a one way street.<br> | ||
| − | Demir: You can't quit the Illuminati once you're one of them? NOOOOO! I would have never guessed! Let's be real here, Tanner. I poked the bear with a giant stick. You guys are going to hire me or kill me.<br> | + | Demir: You can't quit the Illuminati once you're one of them? NOOOOO! I would have never guessed! Let's be real here, Tanner. I poked the bear with a giant stick. You guys are going to hire me or kill me and I knew that when I made you aware of my intrusion. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't expect I could turn back after the fact.<br> |
| − | Tanner: | + | Tanner: You are correct in your assumption.<br> |
Demir: At least you're honest.<br> | Demir: At least you're honest.<br> | ||
Tanner: Why lie? I'd say all of the cards are on the table at this point.<br> | Tanner: Why lie? I'd say all of the cards are on the table at this point.<br> | ||
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Tanner: ...as I said. You will be undergoing therapy. Any questions, Ms. Demir?<br> | Tanner: ...as I said. You will be undergoing therapy. Any questions, Ms. Demir?<br> | ||
Demir: ...no.<br> | Demir: ...no.<br> | ||
| − | Tanner: Good. Interview terminated at 0900. | + | Tanner: Good. Interview terminated at 0900. |
=• Known Associates/Affiliations •= | =• Known Associates/Affiliations •= | ||
| − | + | '''Associates''' | |
| − | + | *Kyotan [Illuminati] | |
| + | *Libra [Illuminati] | ||
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| + | '''Affiliations''' | ||
| + | Stardust Initiative | ||
| − | =• Special Abilities •= | + | =• Special Abilities/Talents •= |
WIP | WIP | ||
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