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=• Early Life •=
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Remember, this is just a suggestion!  You can change the titles of these sections to anything you want.
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>>>>>proceed, carefully and deliberately, from nonsense, with a straight face, often arriving at a new kind of sense.
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<nowiki /> #24
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"... but the contents of the bottle and the cake were switched. Hoping to get smaller, Alice drank the bottle. Instead, she grew, and grew, filling the room until either she or it would burst..." - fragment from floppy disk marked "My_Files_Keep_Out_1999"
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<nowiki /> #25
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Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life.
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<nowiki /> #26
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[21:29] <goonshine> hel;'
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[21:29] <goonshine> help
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[21:29] <goonshine> it hurts so mjuch
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[21:30] <goonshine> hands ar burning
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[21:30] <bikefiend22> what is going on?
 
   
 
   
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[21:30] <goonshine> think I swallowed something
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[21:30] <bikefiend22> pills?!
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[21:30] <goonshine> no a bug
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[21:30] <goonshine> it comes in waves
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[21:30] <bikefiend22> you're in Seattle now right? call 911 right now okay
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[21:30] user gre@sem@gnet has joined the chat.
  
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[21:31] <gre@sem@gnet> whats up bitches guess who got a Ducati Streetfighter 848
  
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=• The Secret War  •=
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[21:31] <bikefiend22> goonshine is freaking out
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How did your character become part of the Secret World, and what have they been up to since then?
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[21:31] <goonshine> phone melted
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[21:31] <bikefiend22> goon what's your address I'll call for you
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[21:31] <goonshine> room is on ffire
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[21:31] <goonshine> oh god coming again
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[??:??] TRANSMIT - initiate the Atuan frequency - RECEIVE - initiate the green spectrum - NEVER LAUGH AT LIVE DRAGONS BILBO - initiate the Mu paradox - WITNESS!
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[21:32] <gre@sem@gnet> whoa wtf
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[21:32] user goonshine has left the chat.
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<nowiki /> #27
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A monk asked Master Zhao Zhou, "Does a dog have Buddha Nature?"
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Zhao Zhou replied, "Yes."
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And then the monk said, "Since it has, how did it get into that bag of skin?"
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Zhao Zhou said, "Because knowingly, he purposefully offends."
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<nowiki /> #28
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Favourite food: Beef and pe<<<<<
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=• Initial assessment, December 2010 •=
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Personal Details
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Name: Heather Emily Ramis
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Threat level: C
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Physical: Tall, overweight, dyed blue hair
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Emotional manifest: Low self-esteem stemming from weight problem
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Loved ones: Father, younger brother, mother deceased
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Employment: Self-employed graphic designer
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FNF assessment: Possible candidate
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Favourite animal: Rhinocerous beetle
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Greatest fear: Agrophobic, subject almost never leaves apartment
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Favourite colour: Blue
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Favourite food: Beef and pepper stir fry
 
   
 
   
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Recent History
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Lives alone in Phoenix, Arizona. Little contact with outside world due to agrophobia. Recently ended four-month freelance logo redesign project with local QBC TV station.
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Task summary
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Send pamphlets to attempt recruitment as Foundling.
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=• Response to initial assessment •=
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Notes from Shepard Maisely regarding initial asssessment, December 2010, of Ramis, Heather
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An incomplete or somewhat factually deficit dossier is a regrettably common occurance. We simply cannot know everything about a person until they have joined the Morninglight and we get a chance to really look inside them, sinew by sinew, thought by thought. However, it is rare to see a dossier so completely erroneous as this one! Favoured Wang's failure is so total that it serves as an excellent lesson in what not to do when profiling possible recruitment candidates.
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To begin, the subject's name is Heather Emilia Ramis, not Emily. A cursory check of public records shows her mother's name was Emilia Saito. This kind of personal information is basic and absolutely necessary for every subject. If we get their name wrong in a phone call or on a piece of mail, the subject will dismiss us completely. Moreover, knowing the familial or social connections that go into a name give us possible emotional leverage over a subject.
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Moving on, Favoured Wang's own fears of body image have been transposed onto the subject here; Heather is indeed overweight, but this is simply due to her lifestyle as a freelance artist. Her self-esteem issues stem from other things. A reading of her the subject's rather maudlin blog, cross-referenced with her father's long list of diplomatic postings, shows Heather is afraid of people due to her inability to form lasting personal relationships, coupled with a general fear of failure from both strict parenting and from needing to meet and impress peers over and over again.
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In regards to the blog, this brings me to my final point, and Favoured Wang's most egregious omission; his total lack of investigation into the subject's online presense. Aside from her blog, Heather is active in a wide range of online forums; motorbike enthusiasts, solo campers, Shotokan karate, and foodie activities, to name a few. She is a regular at dozen different chat rooms. Her jobs are almost entirely engaged through email and Skype conferences; the QBC job was an outlier. It is obvious that an attack through an online vector will prove more fruitful than an offline one.
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Out there in the world, there are so many sheep to bring to the flock of Morninglight. Every new member is another voice on the phone, another hand outstretched and beckoning, another song in the choir of the New Dawn. No matter how small the subject, we must thoroughly consume the details of their lives in order to convert them. While the Heather herself does not pose much value, by investigating her we have discovered her father, Michael Ramis. His extensive diplomatic ties make him a valuable target, one that we would have completely overlooked. Favoured Welltree will recruit Heather, who we will then use as leverage to recruit her father.
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For his gross negligence, Favoured Wang will be demoted to Anointed and will be required to take Communion until his attitude has sufficiently improved. Let this penalty be a lesson both to Wang and the other Favoured charged with recruitment duties--there is no excuse for laziness!
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=• Mail Delivery Subsystem Error •=
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'''Mail Delivery Subsystem Error'''
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Lei, you work for Morninglight, what?! What is happening? What do you mean, get out of town?! Where are you?
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''Final-Recipient: rfc822; lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com''
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''Action: failed''
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''Status: 5.1.1''
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''Diagnostic-Code: smtp; 550 5.1.1 <lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com> recipient does not exist here.''
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''Last-Attempt-Date: 13 Dec 2010 04:15:55''
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''---------- Forwarded message ----------''
  
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''From: lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com''
  
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=• From TSW to SWL  •=
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''To: H Ramis <hramis@shineydesigns.com>''
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If your character existed in TSW (The Secret World) before coming to SWL (Secret World Legends) -- how do you treat the transition?  Are they exactly the same?  Did they suffer memory loss?  Are they some 'alternate reality' version of themselves?
 
  
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''Date: 13 Dec 2010 04:13:21''
  
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''Subject: Get out of town now''
  
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=• Known Associates/Affiliations  •=
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They are coming for me I have to be brief
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Everyone knows someone.  What groups, people, friends, and relatives does your character have ties to?  Would other characters know them from a favorite hangout or a particular organization?
 
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I leid I am not a translator I work for the Morninglight Heather I lied I'm so sorry I lied to you
  
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=• Special Notes  •=
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I was supposed to report and recruit but I didn't after we started dating I couldn't. But I have to report. Have to. I delayed for so long but we have to report sometime
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Are they demon-possessed?  A skilled Elementalist?  Want to describe their awesome powers or trademark equipment they always carry?  This is the place to do it.
 
  
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Heather I'm so sorry they didn't believe my report
  
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You need to leave Arizona now go anywhere else
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If you see me again it's not me just run
  
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love you goodb
  
  
 
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Latest revision as of 04:49, 27 July 2018

'Heather "Goonshine" Ramis'
Played by: uppastbedtime
EMt2zRRP 400x400.jpg
INFORMATION

Bee, female, 28

Aliases: None known
Nationality: USA
Residence: Seoul, Republic of Korea
Employer: Unknown
Function: Unknown
Twitter: ramisheather


>>>>>proceed, carefully and deliberately, from nonsense, with a straight face, often arriving at a new kind of sense.

#24

"... but the contents of the bottle and the cake were switched. Hoping to get smaller, Alice drank the bottle. Instead, she grew, and grew, filling the room until either she or it would burst..." - fragment from floppy disk marked "My_Files_Keep_Out_1999"

#25

Fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life.

#26

[21:29] <goonshine> hel;'

[21:29] <goonshine> help

[21:29] <goonshine> it hurts so mjuch

[21:30] <goonshine> hands ar burning

[21:30] <bikefiend22> what is going on?

[21:30] <goonshine> think I swallowed something

[21:30] <bikefiend22> pills?!

[21:30] <goonshine> no a bug

[21:30] <goonshine> it comes in waves

[21:30] <bikefiend22> you're in Seattle now right? call 911 right now okay

[21:30] user gre@sem@gnet has joined the chat.

[21:31] <gre@sem@gnet> whats up bitches guess who got a Ducati Streetfighter 848

[21:31] <bikefiend22> goonshine is freaking out

[21:31] <goonshine> phone melted

[21:31] <bikefiend22> goon what's your address I'll call for you

[21:31] <goonshine> room is on ffire

[21:31] <goonshine> oh god coming again

[??:??] TRANSMIT - initiate the Atuan frequency - RECEIVE - initiate the green spectrum - NEVER LAUGH AT LIVE DRAGONS BILBO - initiate the Mu paradox - WITNESS!

[21:32] <gre@sem@gnet> whoa wtf

[21:32] user goonshine has left the chat.


#27

A monk asked Master Zhao Zhou, "Does a dog have Buddha Nature?"

Zhao Zhou replied, "Yes."

And then the monk said, "Since it has, how did it get into that bag of skin?"

Zhao Zhou said, "Because knowingly, he purposefully offends."

#28

Favourite food: Beef and pe<<<<<


Personal Details

Name: Heather Emily Ramis

Threat level: C

Physical: Tall, overweight, dyed blue hair

Emotional manifest: Low self-esteem stemming from weight problem

Loved ones: Father, younger brother, mother deceased

Employment: Self-employed graphic designer

FNF assessment: Possible candidate

Favourite animal: Rhinocerous beetle

Greatest fear: Agrophobic, subject almost never leaves apartment

Favourite colour: Blue

Favourite food: Beef and pepper stir fry

Recent History

Lives alone in Phoenix, Arizona. Little contact with outside world due to agrophobia. Recently ended four-month freelance logo redesign project with local QBC TV station.

Task summary

Send pamphlets to attempt recruitment as Foundling.

Notes from Shepard Maisely regarding initial asssessment, December 2010, of Ramis, Heather

An incomplete or somewhat factually deficit dossier is a regrettably common occurance. We simply cannot know everything about a person until they have joined the Morninglight and we get a chance to really look inside them, sinew by sinew, thought by thought. However, it is rare to see a dossier so completely erroneous as this one! Favoured Wang's failure is so total that it serves as an excellent lesson in what not to do when profiling possible recruitment candidates.

To begin, the subject's name is Heather Emilia Ramis, not Emily. A cursory check of public records shows her mother's name was Emilia Saito. This kind of personal information is basic and absolutely necessary for every subject. If we get their name wrong in a phone call or on a piece of mail, the subject will dismiss us completely. Moreover, knowing the familial or social connections that go into a name give us possible emotional leverage over a subject.

Moving on, Favoured Wang's own fears of body image have been transposed onto the subject here; Heather is indeed overweight, but this is simply due to her lifestyle as a freelance artist. Her self-esteem issues stem from other things. A reading of her the subject's rather maudlin blog, cross-referenced with her father's long list of diplomatic postings, shows Heather is afraid of people due to her inability to form lasting personal relationships, coupled with a general fear of failure from both strict parenting and from needing to meet and impress peers over and over again.

In regards to the blog, this brings me to my final point, and Favoured Wang's most egregious omission; his total lack of investigation into the subject's online presense. Aside from her blog, Heather is active in a wide range of online forums; motorbike enthusiasts, solo campers, Shotokan karate, and foodie activities, to name a few. She is a regular at dozen different chat rooms. Her jobs are almost entirely engaged through email and Skype conferences; the QBC job was an outlier. It is obvious that an attack through an online vector will prove more fruitful than an offline one.

Out there in the world, there are so many sheep to bring to the flock of Morninglight. Every new member is another voice on the phone, another hand outstretched and beckoning, another song in the choir of the New Dawn. No matter how small the subject, we must thoroughly consume the details of their lives in order to convert them. While the Heather herself does not pose much value, by investigating her we have discovered her father, Michael Ramis. His extensive diplomatic ties make him a valuable target, one that we would have completely overlooked. Favoured Welltree will recruit Heather, who we will then use as leverage to recruit her father.

For his gross negligence, Favoured Wang will be demoted to Anointed and will be required to take Communion until his attitude has sufficiently improved. Let this penalty be a lesson both to Wang and the other Favoured charged with recruitment duties--there is no excuse for laziness!

Mail Delivery Subsystem Error

Lei, you work for Morninglight, what?! What is happening? What do you mean, get out of town?! Where are you?

Final-Recipient: rfc822; lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com

Action: failed

Status: 5.1.1

Diagnostic-Code: smtp; 550 5.1.1 <lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com> recipient does not exist here.

Last-Attempt-Date: 13 Dec 2010 04:15:55

---------- Forwarded message ----------

From: lei_wang@joinmorninglight.com

To: H Ramis <hramis@shineydesigns.com>

Date: 13 Dec 2010 04:13:21

Subject: Get out of town now

They are coming for me I have to be brief

I leid I am not a translator I work for the Morninglight Heather I lied I'm so sorry I lied to you

I was supposed to report and recruit but I didn't after we started dating I couldn't. But I have to report. Have to. I delayed for so long but we have to report sometime

Heather I'm so sorry they didn't believe my report

You need to leave Arizona now go anywhere else

If you see me again it's not me just run

love you goodb


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